Ah yes, the holiday season is here. And there’s no better way to spend it than to spend it with only your closest friends and family. Keep that in mind when deciding if you should invite your significant other, who you met online, to partake in family holiday traditions.

At what point in your relationship do you bring your boyfriend/girlfriend home for the holidays?

The holiday season always makes this a tough question to answer, let alone all the factors you have to consider. I’ll do my best in bringing some of those considerations to light.

Q: Is this someone you’d bring around your family?

A: If yes, then you should have done so already. If no, then no need to read further.

Q: Have you already introduced your girlfriend/boyfriend to the family in another, less formal setting?

A: If yes, I don’t see any harm. Plus it alleviates all the annoying questions asked by your nosey aunts, such as, “why didn’t you bring so and so?” “Does so and so not like us?” “Are you embarrassed by us?” You get the picture.

But if not, then Thanksgiving is probably not the best setting to bring in an outlier to witness your drunk-ass uncles double dipping while picking at the food out on the table.

Q: Are you looking to get laid during the holidays?

A: Silly question, I know. Who the hell wouldn’t? However, remember, Thanksgiving is a selfless holiday, or it’s supposed to be, anyway. Depending on what you decided with the first two questions will steer you in the right direction for this one.

Just because you don’t invite your boyfriend/girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner with your family doesn’t mean you can’t get laid. Schedule a post-turkey hook-up so she can have her cock and eat it too.

I hope this was somewhat helpful in answering the original question at hand. The fundamental take away here is to consider what kind of a relationship you are currently in. If all this thinking and relationship analysis made your head hurt, then you’re probably only interested in a “cock-will-do-her-screw”. In which case, leave the girlfriend/boyfriend out.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!